“nobody likes a limp dick”
“I’m on my period… so what? my ear’s open”
“I want my own personal midget friend. I want someone to carry me.”
“butt fucking came out of nowhere… it always does.”
“tighten these boobies. tighten this skin. pick up this ass from the floor.”
“the only reason I want to grow my hair long is so I can whip people when I get out of the shower”
“if I’m going to die, I don’t want to go to Niagara Falls. I want to have sex.”
“I would love to be thrown into a pool of Asian”
“that’s a nice wallet… listen to that velcro”
“if I was a guy I would be raping people”